12.20.2000

12.20.2k :: 1.31pm

another waste of a day, i'm here in the local coffee house downing my fourth cup of kenya and killing time. i really don't feel like going out and finding a job today. well, i never feel like much of anything as of late. i guess that happens sometimes. i'll just blame it on the holidays. damn dirty holidays... you blew it up... you blew it all up.

anyhow, i actually came across the cd-rom for nickelbag [the p133 lappy that skroo kicked me down with for the caravan broadcast, and i kinda enticed skroo into letting me keep] and got it to work. the last time i'd seen it was sometime around defcon and i couldn't find the proper drivers for it so i kinda threw it into my gear drawer and forgot about it. anyhow, it's pretty sweet having a laptop with a cd-rom, nic and irda port. all i need to do is find a working battery for it and it'll actually be fully functional. i think my next project is to get my palm to sync up via ir. the less cables i have to tote along, the better. i have no idea how to get my ir port and hotsync manager to coexist tho. when the ir monitor is loaded up the hotsync software thinks that com1 is tied up. gah, the fustration! well, at least i don't have to bog down my hard drive with mp3's i have on cd anymore... mmm... paul van dyk mix sets, here i come.

i've found my inner nerf addict again, i bought technopagan a nerf gun for christmas and last night oldwolf was at the digital decay user meet showing off his nerf wildfire. all i've gotta say is "jesus fucking christ, i want one." it's a cartridge fed mini-dart gun that spits out about a dozen shots in rapid sucession. fully auto nerf! pretty pimp - if you're into that sort of thing... warrior needs toys badly.

oh yeah, i've written a bit of spoken word. one day i hope to perform it and some others in front an actual live audience. if you've ever read my poetry before you know it's pretty much all about girls and being a blubbering hopeless idiot - well not this one... for a change, i'm actually doing something a bit different. hope you like it.

"luke's confession"

when i grow up
i want to be a stormtrooper
unleashing the wrath of lord vader
crushing the rebel forces
killing ewoks because they're there
yeah, it'd be a pretty cool existance
if you're into that sort of thing, it would

when i grow up
i want to be a stormtrooper
i'd drive a tie fighter to work
and take the at-at out on the weekends
with the wife and kids on hoth
yeah, it'd be a pretty cool existance
if you're into that sort of thing, i guess

when i grow up
i want to be a stormtrooper
eat bar-b-que dewback at the imperial employee picnic
go out drinking with boba fett
and get a stripper down at jabba's place
yeah, it'd be a pretty cool existance
if you're into that sort of thing, of course

when i grow up
i want to be a stormtrooper
i can wear white after labor day
and shoot anyone who tells me different
the imperial march would be my favorite song
yeah, it'd be a pretty cool existance
if you're into that sort of thing, perhaps

when i grow up
i want to be a stormtrooper
my life expectancy wouldn't be so great
and there's not much job security if you piss lord vader off
but the benifits package would kick ass
yeah, it'd be fun being evil
if you're into that sort of thing, that is

yeah, so i'm going to go grab some taco bell now and check toys-r-us. maybe i'll be $27 bucks lighter and have anoter nerf gun in the arsenal in an hour. whatever works i guess....

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