a reply to an e-mail from earlier...

> so, is there anything going on tonight or what?

i'm going to fling crap at kids and drop candy and bags of powdered sugar in their bags. after i get a visit from the cops and go down to the station to explain myself i'm going to come home and have a hearty dinner of boiled alpo and a twelve pack of pabst blue ribbon... then i'm gonna masturbate while watching a very worn out copy of "elvira, mistress of the dark" - starring cassandra peterson's breasts - and cry... so my night's pretty full.