...and the enemy is mark and brian. while attempting to watch jimmy kimmel's new talk show on abc i've been forced to watch commercials for the mark and brian radio show on klos. if you don't live in southern california i'll do you the favor of explaining who mark and brian are. take the worst rock radio station morning zoo show you've ever heard and amplify it by twenty. these guys are the sort of radio jocks who broadcast live from graceland on elvis' birthday and have really horrible sketch comedy bits. basically they're rick dees for the mullet set.
if you live in southern california you may have seen the commercials that drive me into a lather already. for some reason there's a good half dozen of them which are all more or less play out the same way... the one who looks like an over tanned gary busey impersonator makes a whole bunch of inexplicable noise that's rather akin to a down syndrome child on too much sugar while the nerdy one bangs on some bongos or shakes a pair of maracas.
and how exactly is this supposed to entice me to listen? well, at least now i've found people that i can hate more than ryan seacrest...
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