this weekend is saint patrick's day. last year i went to n01z's party and got wicked drunk. so drunk i threw up all over the bathroom and coated the floor in red vomit. this year, i'm going to vegas. i swear i won't throw up again. really. i'm not kidding.

in other news, i just registered guerrillanews.org and it goes live april 1st. it should be straight up ill, but then again i'm saying that because i'm doing it and my ego's feeding back into itself again. i love it when it does that.