6.26.2003

retard porn :: fun with referer logs

[inspired by lil suzie breslin's post reguarding people who think that bloggers have a responsbility to cater to their readers tastes i've decided to post something for the irregular readers - the ones that come here via odd search results.]

after taking a gander thru my referer logs i'm wondering how people would expect to find retard porn here [or anywhere for that matter]... belive me, i've spent many a lonley night looking for pictures of people with down syndrome in erotic poses [if one could call people afflicted with such a condition erotic] to no avail.

now i know some of you are saying to yourselves "why in the hell would someone want to look at such tasteless drivel?" and i'd say that you're right in expressing your disgust. i'd also say that you're being rather suburban about the whole thing. i don't seek out retard porn to get my nut off to - fuck no, not today, thank you kindly. i seek it out to prove it exists. harder to find than snuff films, retard porn has become my grail quest. the last taboo.... midgets, amputees, pregnant chicks and black on blonde is all passe. there's gotta be something new, something different.

i don't want to chase this red herring any longer than i have to tho. i think if i don't find some soon i'm going to have to go hijack a short bus and make my own.

so for all of you who come here looking for retard porn belive me, i'll let you know when i find it...

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